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George B.:
 
Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
 
George B.:
 
Great. Lay it on me.
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Hu is the new leader of China.
 
George B.:
 
That's what I want to know.
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
That's what I'm telling you.
 
George B.:
 
That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Yes.
 
George B.:
 
I mean the fellow's name.
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Hu.
 
George B.:
 
The guy in China.
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Hu.
 
George B.:
 
The new leader of China.
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Hu.
 
George B.:
 
The Chinaman!
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Hu is leading China.
 
George B.:
 
Now whaddya' asking me for?
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
 
George B.:
 
Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
That's the man's name.
 
George B.:
 
That's who's name?
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Yes.
 
George B.:
 
Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Yes, Sir.
 
George B.:
 
Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
That's correct.
 
George B.:
 
Then who is in China?
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Yes, Sir.
 
George B.:
 
Yassir is in China?
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
No, Sir.
 
George B.:
 
Then who is?
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Yes, Sir.
 
George B.:
 
Yassir?
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
No, Sir.
 
George B.:
 
 
Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Kofi?
 
George B.:
 
No, thanks.
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
You want Kofi?
 
George B.:
 
No.
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
You don't want Kofi.
 
George B.:
 
 
No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Yes, Sir.
 
George B.:
 
Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Kofi?
 
George B.:
 
Milk! Will you please make the call?
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
And call who?
 
George B.:
 
Who is the guy at the U.N?
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Hu is the guy in China.
 
George B.:
 
Will you stay out of China?!
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Yes, Sir.
 
George B.:
 
And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
Kofi.
 
George B.:
 
All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
 
Condoleeza R.:
 
(picks up the phone) Rice, here.
 
George B.:
 
 
Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
 
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